1) I found a pineapple under the kitchen sink. Why was there a pineapple under the kitchen sink? Shut up and don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
2) There is half a block of American cheese in the refrigerator and 2 cans of Minestrone soup in the cupboard. I should point out that American cheese is not exactly abundant here. Again, I thank the proverbial gift horse and don't ask questions. I've been celebrating by eating soup and grilled cheese for dinner these past 2 nights.
3) I inadvertently drank 1.5 liters of what I assumed was purified water, only to find out it was untouched local tap water. It's a testament to my stomach and my will that I've felt no ill effects.
4) I (once again) scoured the upstairs with a kitchen knife in hand, convinced there was a predator slamming doors. As always, it's just me and the bats. They're growing bolder by the day.
In case there was any doubt in my mind, I live in Honduras.
1 comment:
still enjoying the posts, keep up the fantastic work catarinaboice.
isn't it weird that we're in our last 2 weeks????????
sadness
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